when i was in 5th grade i wore cross earrings all the time to keep myself safe from the devil and one day i lost one and started crying because i thought i was going to hell and now i’m a transgendered homosexual who makes jokes about hating god and worshiping satan and if thats not character development then i dont know what is
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
I know you were expecting Batman, but this is just a lot of sodium.
Batman adding salt to my post.
This was a plot twist I was actually not expecting.
cute romantic playlist!!! slowdance to these songs with your partner!!!
- thrift shop
- cotton eye joe
- german naruto opening
- gangnam style
- american dragon opening
- me: wow i have so much work to do
- me: *goes on tumblr*
- me: *watches a movie*
- me: *reads a novel*
- me: *takes a nap*
- me: *climbs a mountain*
- me: *backpacks through europe*
- me: why am i not getting anything done
a girl told me that i dont have a boyfriend because im “a slut” and “guys dont like sluts” which is funny because i thought i didnt have one because im gay
reasons why babies are not needed:
- head to body ratio is uneven
- when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
- baby unable to hunt for the clan
- baby is slow and usually racist
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
maybe we’re all already superheros but our powers are really shitty like the power to tie your shoes really fast or to never burn an omelette
i have no idea if that’s more comforting or depressing