yogaboi:

The next supreme
bewbin:

buttchunks:

A living legend.

When’d Obama grow a ponytail

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

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dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

nosdrinker:

*saves game six times just in case*

oknope:

most important school supplies

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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd
  • baby: m -m-m-
  • mom: meet me in the pit? mitachondria is the powerhouse of the cell?? makoto tachibana??? what?!?
  • baby: mom wtf