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  2. snazziest:

    Siri find me some self confidence

  3. chekhov:

    My mom went on my account and unfollowed you sorry

  4. of-castles-and-converses:

    anticodon:

    So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel about you using that kind of language” and one of the guys snaps back and said “Idk maybe if your people didn’t shoot him I would know”

    OH GOD I CANT BREATHE

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    do you ever come up with a story in your head and you’re like ‘OMG THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING IN THE HISTORY OF EVER I THINK I’LL WRITE THIS’

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  6. wimpynoodle:

the lizard

    wimpynoodle:

    the lizard

  7. toocooltobehipster:

when a comment gets 5x more likes than ur status 💃

    toocooltobehipster:

    when a comment gets 5x more likes than ur status 💃

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  9. anxiouspineapples:

    just because a television show doesn’t actively address a specific issue doesn’t mean they’re actively avoiding it either. you know what happens when you try to stuff every possible social debate under the sun into one show?

    you get glee.

    that’s what happens.

  10. hitlersbreastmilk:

    do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad

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