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wajtargaryens:

blue ivy: good job mommy

me: 

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amenpenis:

Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I wanted

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n4rc1ss1st:

me:image

you:image

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the-hashslingingslasher:

rawshyt:

THE POWER OF THE VAGINA

look at the gravitational pull of her vagina! he gets sucked right into it

Amazing.

omfg dat ass grab yo

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darkbluetile:

take me to expensive restaurants so I can take selfies in their beautiful bathrooms

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lordfricker:

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AND STOP STARIN’ AT ME WITH THEM BIG OLD EYES

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jenawithonen:

can u keep it down i am trying 2 reed

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original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

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lilkoolaid:

Reblogging for Steve Harvey’s face.

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meladoodle:

i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’

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pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

can you describe fruit without saying the word fruit 

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ohmalley-thealliecat:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

lunar-bunnie:

my

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don’t want 

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unless you’ve got

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my snake don’t want habit unless you’ve got rabbits mulan protagonist

That’s the antagonists you moron

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majortvjunkie:

majortvjunkie:

Amanda Bynes blocked me on Twitter after I photoshopped her face onto animals

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vikingofficial:

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awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

im gonna watch an episode of my little pony

i learnt that bullying is wrong and you should make friends with people based on their personality rather than looks how the fuck are people sexualising this show like what the fuckity doo

the ponies are hot, dumb ass -_-

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ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

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