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Posted on 24th Apr at 6:53 PM, with 32,199 notes


im so pro-selfie like there are so many bigger problems in the world than girls who think theyre pretty

one of those problems is girls who dont think they’re pretty

Posted on 24th Apr at 6:53 PM, with 215,158 notes



what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

Posted on 24th Apr at 6:53 PM, with 50,663 notes
Anonymous asked: spoiler alert: they all die in the end



what is this a spoiler for ??


Posted on 24th Apr at 6:52 PM, with 41,555 notes


so I was wearing a Captain America shirt on my run today and TWO separate people shouted ‘ON YOUR LEFT’ at me

sometimes the world is a wonderful and magical place

Posted on 24th Apr at 6:51 PM, with 176,563 notes


I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

Posted on 24th Apr at 6:50 PM, with 202,545 notes


Shout out to old people for graduating high school without google

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